This is so awesome! I cant wait to do more!
his pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
This is exactly what I want. I wouldn’t mind meeting the person who wrote this!!
Yo Yo Yo,
All you sucka Mc’s aint got nothin’ on me.
On my grades, on my lines, You cant touch Kevin G
Im a mathlete. But nerd is preffered.
But forgwet what you heard.
Im like James Bond the third.
Sha-Sha Shaken, not stirred. Im Kevin Gnapoor.
Th G’s silent when i sneak in your door.
Make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I dont play it like Shaggy. Youll know it was me.
Cuz the next time you see her she’s like Ohhhhhh,Kevin G !!!
Happy Holidays Everybody !
