This is so awesome! I cant wait to do more!
his pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
This is exactly what I want. I wouldn’t mind meeting the person who wrote this!!
My best friend Bree hitting the bong.
Yo Yo Yo,
All you sucka Mc’s aint got nothin’ on me.
On my grades, on my lines, You cant touch Kevin G
Im a mathlete. But nerd is preffered.
But forgwet what you heard.
Im like James Bond the third.
Sha-Sha Shaken, not stirred. Im Kevin Gnapoor.
Th G’s silent when i sneak in your door.
Make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I dont play it like Shaggy. Youll know it was me.
Cuz the next time you see her she’s like Ohhhhhh,Kevin G !!!
Happy Holidays Everybody !